vonkoh
18th february 1986
vonkoh@hotmail.com
singaporean
WORK BEST WITH MOZILLA FIREFOX. (:
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pots of gold.
diamonds.
pradas.
coachs.
taroting.
jade bangle.
jade chinese seal.
wii plus ddr mats.
pretty were the distortions.
importance were the
weals and woes.
fuck the nutcases.
the key to euphorias.
now, the many who are no
longer playing by the rules.
i never promise you a
happy ending,
you never said you wouldnt
make me cry.
keep me in your heart for
a while more.
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its definitely nothing new to people that im 
and check the joker below.
i hate to say this. but 'fits' is it!
if wanna do a funny mimicking. this is then entertaining.
and i realised sometimes the posted entries
digress a little;
my icon is finally next to the url. ((:
i know it looks really tiny up there that
you can hardly see anything, this is the
original image. (:
im loving gold.
doesnt show, please Refresh the page.
finally, i'm done with my new blog layout; previously my friends were all complaining about but too bad, the small icon that was supposed to
didn't I just reinvigorate my blog?
and of course, von is not so 'proficient' in html.
after being such a bummer for so many years,
html have become an unknown language to
me now. even editing is a problem to me la.
the petiteness of my previous blog. the layout's
colour, font size, videos and whatsoever.
so now, is it like better?
appear next to my URL isn't working! )):
all right.
most of the time. but still, we girls always enjoy being
coaxed with white lies from our guys eh,right?
just came across this article titled "11 'Don't-Tell-the-
Wife" Secrets All Men Keep" from webmd:
#1: "We fall in lust 10 times a day - but it doesn't mean
we want to leave you";
so if you were to ask him if he's looking at another her;
and he said no, he's bloody hell lying! and i hate it that i
had to fake that smile when he say 'no, i wasn't.'
but still, girls are also the same la huh?
#2: "We actually do play golf to get away from you" ;
i believe girls enjoy it when they can get away too?
#3: "We're unnerved by the notion of commitment,
even after we've made one to you." ;
now why the divorce rate is like so sky reaching.
because men are more obsessed with how many 'hot
babes' they could sleep with before they reach 30 and
it will generally take years or even decades for that
thought to even perish.
(even this guy i know who is so bloody nerdy can
have an affair over at china. he have paraphased that
im/possible).
#4: "Earning money makes us feel important" ;
i thought so too, being able to earn more than the males
makes me feel better.
#5: "Though we often protest, we actually enjoy fixing
things around the house." ;
but there's a difference, if we were to ask him to take
the trash out or fix something broken, they would rather
fix something. the need to feel needed. but women simply
enjoy it when its 'my wish is your command.'
#6: "We like it when you mother us, but we're terrified
that you'll become your mother." ;
that was funny. but i want someone who's like my father.
#7: "Every year we love you more." ;
it may sound sweet, but darn, it must be a lie.
#8: "We don't really understand what you're talking
about." ;
men never (unless you get rid of his other obsessions)
understand when you discuss relationship issues thats
bothering you. this is one bloody taxing issue for us all
i think.
#9: "We are terrified when you drive." ;
hmm.
#10: "We'll always wish we were 25 again." ;
who doesn't eh.
#11: "Give us an inch and we will give you a lifetime." ;
this article made the guys sound darn womanly can.
actually the title caught my attention, when its like
only halfway through the article, it wasn't as interesting
as i thought it would be. such minor issues, why would
they be secrets they would never tell the wife eh?
they should change to:
#1: "We fall for lust more than 10 times a day and I
know there are too many lust out there, so it's safer
to make you stay at that permanent position since im
your only one."
#2: "The buddies have better programmes and excitment
than our routinised dates."
#3: "Commitment is for me to act like you are the only one."
#4: "Earning more makes us feel important, but I don't
mind you bringing in more to complete the pie."
#5: "Though we protest, we prefer to be sweet talked
into it, you know."
#6: "We like it when you mother us, just like how our
mothers will always forgive us despite the countless wrongs
we are asking for forgiveness."
#7: "Every year we yearn for more from outside the world
of you and me."
#8: "Stop telling us how taxing is it on you when we don't
understand a single problem between us."
#9: "Please drive me home when I'm drunk."
#10: "If only you are as pretty as you were at the age of 25."
#11: "Give me your lifetime and I will consider giving you
that inch."
am i wrong eh?
havent partied for such a long long
time la. last time used to be like so
often, or rather something so routinised
that even without saying, everybody
would be there.
anyhoo, went partying last night. like so
finally. now jen say im not trustworthy
because i always back out last minute
when i promised her i would go. )):
jen asked me which club do i enjoy
partying the most. and of couse the
classic phuture BUT, thats only two
years ago. put me there again now, unless
i have fun people with me, if not i might
just sleep in the club.
anyway, now a new place for some cheap
pizzas. (because ive got some membercard,
1-for-1 either pasta or pizza.) despite the
pretty cheap price, the pizza was really yummy.
msn:
Jen says:
wah i nv knew clubbing can be this addictive
von ;diamonds are girls' bestfriends. says:
NOW YOU UNDERSTAND WHY WE CLUBBED
LIKE HELL LAST TIME?
Jen says:
haha yes
Jen says:
wah damn wasted lar
some pictures;
Pizza al Taglio at central.
the surroundings, its quite small la. but still;
pretty cozy.
i know i shouldnt have taken pictures of food
eaten halfway. the pepperoni was really nice la.
smoked salmon, my all time favourite but the
one on top taste better though.
the previous usual spot after every routine
phuture partying.
jen and crystal were kinda lost, because ...
yes, they have difficulty handling that person
whos lying on the floor. poor jen and crystal.
(since that person been so entertaining, i shall
not reveal thy name.) can you imagine someone
just slam against the shutters and fall on the
ground by the butt. the noise attracted so much
attention from the prata shop and trust me, i
almost walked away pretending its none of my
business.
have not seen this street for such a long time.
see, even when we reach jac's place, that person
still refuse to go up.
oh well.
our night end off staying over at jac's place
while that person snoring away on the sofa.
and, i miss those time spent with these people.
my, in fact i seriously dont have much partying
canvassing today aint very fruitful;
but theres this one lead which is
pretty potential.
got his namecard and i was like
wondering what company is it.
Complinet; (i still dont know what
exactly is it, but roughly)
compliance and regulations,
complinet internal,
internal audit, and
risk.
but the highlight was the word;
compliance!
its too late to blog actually,
wanted to;
upload videos of "godmother's" birthday,
update photos of kelly and abbey's birthday.
(abbey that bitch havent send me photos
anyway)
and of course share more about the movie,
the water horse that i watched a couple of
months ago.
(okay, prolly after ive shared you guys
gonna say i sua ku.)
it shall be;
(read it from somewhere)
dumb guys make rich girls; and,
dumb girls make jerks.
now, i have trainings on every tuesdays'
nights and wednesdays' mornings.
havent even get started on my project;
anybody who read this space,
i needa interview a widower with a primary
school kid.
please please let me know.
project running out of time. )):
and i simply cant wait for the junie's babies
birthdays. eugene, stop agitating me! if not
im gonna let you die horribly on your birthday
bash.
anyway, someone suggested a transvestite
for you. what's your say? ((:
so wanna change my blogskin, however;
im not as patient as before to fork out some
time to beautifying my space for rantings.
and im gonna add icon to my next to my url.
you guys know in the address space they have
got an icon on the left before the url address? (:
one last thing;
ive just learned how to use Microsoft OneNote
and i must say its a really good software, its not
only useful but pretty userfriendly.
if im using a tablet, then it would fit in perfectly
as an electronic organiser. anyhoo, i like this
software because its just like an organiser in hand.
i can have dividers, labels. add screen pictures
and with writing pads. if only im still schooling,i
must make sure in resume, im gonna have Proficient
typed right next to OneNote.
(wow. now his eyes will only be stuck on you!)
some fun on readings;
Palm reading:
The lines on palm that tells the story of my life.
Result:
You have a logical hand. Your mental agility is
dizzying. You are an extremely meticulous and
organised person. (used to la huh?) Of course,
this makes you the 'planning maestro. Seems
like holidaying is not your primary form of
recreation. You are a stickler for perfection,
but you can be a popular team player.
Your index finger is short. This makes you a
dependable team player. A position of command
is not for you. But you do have a keen eye for
detail. You can be impulsive; not all your moves
are quite rational. Look out! Stress could get the
better of you. Your index finger being longer
than your ring finger points to you being realistic
but aggressive at the same time. Yet, you are not
able to stand your ground at times. Your sense of
judgement is finely balanced. Your middle finger
being longer than the adjoining fingers in length
signifies an even view towards life. You are
extremely organised; seldom ever do you 'come
apart' in any situation. You seem to have all
stages of your life worked out to the last detail,
and possess an unbiased and sagacious personality.
You evaluate and analyse all your actions towards
achieving your goals in life and get there through
sheer dedication and will power. The top of your
ring finger is in level with the base of the fingernail
of your middle finger. You are a sweet talker and
can seduce most people (what the hell eh??) and
bend them to your will. But this style may have
only short-lived results! Your little finger is set
evenly at the base with the middle finger. The
scrupulousness in your personality is your finest
asset. It leads you to take rational decisions.
Your little finger does not reach the first flexure
line (joint) of your ring finger. You are a shy
introvert and speak only when spoken to.
(THIS IS TRUE OKAY!)
You are intelligent and knowledgeable, yet
uncommunicative. (((:
You have a long life and will live up to about 70.
You attach a lot of importance to customs and
rituals. You prefer constancy and stability to
change. You are deeply attached to your home.
Your head line touches your line of life. You are
an extremely conservative person. All innovation
is deplorable; you stick resolutely to what you
learned during your 'growing up' years. Make
sure you don't offend or suffocate others with
your fixed ways. Your headline ends in a fork.
You contemplate deeply before executing plans.
This trait is usually inherent in lawyers and
authors. Your headline is medium straight. You
are a highly rational individual. You are throught
oriented and never act before thinking it through.
You are a completely transparent person. You
have no inhibitions in sharing your innermost
feelings with others. You are mature and non-
judgemental, (i shall be honest, this adjective
prolly used wrongly) accepting people just as
they are. A fast-paced life is not for you.
You are highly imaginative and prefer to live
in your own dreamworld. A word of caution -
ensure that you don't lose touch with reality.
Horoscope:
Year 2008 for Aquarious:
Mysterious, spiritual and philosophical, some call
you an angel while others say you are the devil!
Rahu in Lagna gives you that confusing persona.
People are unable to decipher your true personality
and you may just want to keep it that way for a
while! Jupiter brings you many gains from its
eleventh house position at the beginning of the year.
Your rewards are big and you are happy. Saturn is
hidden until May, but you will need to just keep
doing your work silently until then. Remain in the
background and focus on your mental and emotional
pursuits. You may need to keep your opinions to
yourself, even though that is often difficult for
someone like you. You may come across some
creative people who may inspire you to express your
creativity but all this comes into practice after May
when Ketu leaves Saturn. By that time, you will find
life taking a completely new turn. Variety and
versatility are what you will seek post-September.
You do well organizing group activities, be it a party,
a meeting or a social event. Making a career out of
event management or PR could be especially fruitful
for you this year.
(hahs. my friend offered me some position in event/
artiste management jobscope, did i like reject the
opportunity that knock on my door?)
Horoscope - 19th May 2008:
You will strive to push your way forward in whatever
you undertake and will take the ups and downs of
fortune in your stride. You have a strong head on
your shoulders and you exhibit the ability to thrive
under pressure. This is an ability most people lack.
(strong head on shoulders.)
Numerology Personality Analysis:
Number 8:
You are capable administrator and have excellent
business acumen. You are farsighted, but a little
reckless. Don't brood over failure - get on with your
life. Try to develop your will power but don't let
ruthlessness take over. (im so nice la, ruthless?)
You feel that you stand out from the crowd but
can't figure out what sets you apart. Childhood
shyness makes you very vulnerable. You choose
friends with great care and rarely share secrets.
You hesitate to show your sensual side. You are
also a naive romantic dreamer. You are also very
emotional and expect a lot from your relationships.
You strive for freedom and success. You are smart
and witty. You have an individualistic streak and
distinct style. You feel restricted by routine. You
need to lead the way. Take care, however that you
don't lose your sense of balance.
You should have an even approach towards issues
you feel strongly about. You must control you anger
and be more compassionate and understanding.
Look at the larger picture and respect the other
person's point of view.
You are a bit disorderly and have a distorted sense
of priorities (wah, am i? ): ). You find it difficult to
see a project through to its logical conclusions as
you lose sight of your objectives. You will need to
firm resolve and dedication to succeed.
You have a noble demeanour. You are a humanitarian
who is keen to help others improve their lot. Your
calm facade belies your sensitive and vulnerable nature.
You are flexible and love challenges but tend to be
impulsive. You are ingenious and witty. You have a
multifaceted personality but you need to be more
focused to succeed.
You are not easily swayed by others and are an
imaginative thinker. You tend to follow a single line of
thought at a time. You generally prevail in academic
discussions.
Ruling number is 9:
This number is governed by the Planet Mars,
which means that you are aggressive, courageous,
dashing and quick. You are naturally attracted to
people born between July 21 and August 20 and
between November 21 and December 20 (this is
so wrong eh. i dont even have anyone falls under
these dates.). You also have an affinity for those
governed by the numbers 3, 6 and 9. You are
very lucky as far as career and financial status
is concerned and will earn more than the average
person. (this better come true!) However,
as you have a habit of spending extravagantly,
care should be taken to ensure that it does not
become a case of easy come-easy go.
Born on the 18th of the Month:
You have tenacity and will power by which you can
overcome any difficulties. You are fearless and
courageous, and often passionate about your beliefs.
You are blessed with a strong constitution. You have
a disciplined mind and you take pains to complete
your work in the best possible manner. You quickly
learn from your mistakes. You have a vivid
imagination and excellent memory (hahs. this is
only true when i bear grudges? ). You are deeply
involved in home and family matters.
Prediction for the year:
This is number 3:
This year holds out the promise of being a very
successful one. However, you will have to guard
against certain negative trends that scatter your
interests and make you lose focus. You will tend to
be very articulate; be careful about what you say.
You will be able to communicate very effectively
and sell your ideas through a variety of mediums.
You will have more wide-ranging experiences
this year, than you have had in the last six or
seven years. As your finances start looking up,
your confidence and optimism will improve. You
will be in a position to influence your friends and
peers and elicit their cooperation. You will
cultivate a calm, mature and collected demeanour.
Optimism and high-spirits will completely replace
depression and pessimism. You will cast off your
old impediments and begin to move ahead in life.
In general, this is a good year for you.
(i like this whole portion.)
Prediction for the Month:
Number 7.
You will concentrate on the serious aspects of life
and turn away from frivolity. You will be able to
observe your environment with a remarkable
degree of objectivity. You should be prepared to
eschew the irrelevant aspects of your life that are
holding you back. This is a time for study and
introspection. The environment and nature are
worthy of your attention. Mysticism may also hold
out some attraction for you this month.
Chinese Astrology:
Ideal Partners: Dog, Horse, Pig
Tiger people are born leaders. They are very
confident, perhaps over-confident somtimes.
Although they love adventures, and are addicted to
excitement it is better not to challenge a Tiger's
confidence. They like being obeyed and not the
other way round. Tigers are sensitive and emotional.
They are capable of great love, but they become too
intense about it. They are also territorial and
possessive, if you are a friend of a Tiger, he wants
you to take his side against opposition and because
the Tiger is so adorable, you cannot even say no. As
loves, Tigers are passionate and romatic, but the real
challenge for the Tiger is to grasp the true meaning
of moderation. They are extremely short-tempered,
usually cannot make up their minds, which can result
in a poor decision making. This sign shows you would
be excellent as a boss, explorer, race car driver, or
matador.
oh well.
got meeting later at 9.30am,
and i just woke up not long when
i only slept at 11pm plus.
bloody hell, should have removed
makeup before lying on bed; end
up gotta force myself wake up and
now after wash up im so awake. ):
all of a sudden im like so sick of
some people around me. actually
its pretty countable la.
like what i say, some people just
cant wait to see you fail, fall and trip
into some aimless pit.
when youre happy, strangely they dont
feel the same. instead they find ways
to take a dig. when youre sad, they are
happier than what they have achieved
in their lives. and step on you harder.
so, call me bitch again?
i dont hate fakers or fake friends; instead
im more impressed than anything.
if you think im fake, i have people whom
i categorized under the "jian ren shuo ren
hua, jian gui shuo gui hua" okay; getting all
so sick and tired of it all for over-sightseeing
of such behaviours.
because either one gradually become the
same, or you start going against it.
shall see what become of me again then.
practitioner of humbugness? ((:
oh well, im finally tired again. goodnight world.
(ps. its a real long entry.)
finally ive got all the photos after the
them from their new baby.
the 'organisers' for that kahngee's birthday
bash were like so looking forward for the night;
especially the so-called penalties.
anyway, all my plans didnt exactly work
out for that night! for example:
the gigolo whos supposed to turn up with
a ribbon tied on him, was sick! ;
icing to draw on the cake, icing just refuse
to stick to the surface of the cake;
but we were late and end up reservation
gonna be given up.
wonder what else did i leave out. everything
just didnt go my way. darn.
anyhoo, because this person have been so
hardworking and loving to all of us. and
through this mother's day, we just gotta do
something to show our gratitude. (:
lets start off with us preparing the cake.
it was from cedele bakery and now im
a birthday cake placed there first before the
why i say things didnt go my way because this
((: such a family shot.
lobster bisque with crabmeat soup. 
anyway, we were playing number game and
havent receive all videos, shall share the videos
hence, we end off the night for a little chat by
crazy randomness;
feel like getting a second job because
im tired of running around like that;
but i cant discipline myself well because
the timing is far too flexible. darn bad.
and first i think i needa get rid of my
bed! its too cozy and comfy to the
extend that i cant even get off the bed
myself. but i cant possibly get a single
bed either.
friends, do you think i should bring in
products recommended in taiwan's
variety shows such as 女人我最大,
我的美人計, 流行inHouse, etc to sell.
though im still not quite sure how would
i want things to work yet; wonder if
because now i just feel like it or not sure
whether i will really bring it into actions.
but time to time i will do some products
survey before i bring them in and of
course to do some price negotiations if
ordering in bulks.
by the way, ive read reviews about the
f-cup cookies - it does work!
and they just came out with chocolate
flavours. i have someone beside me who
is darn interested with it.
eileen having chicken pox now;
and i better be uninfested.
because ive been out with her
before her quarantine period.
and because she have been very
bored, she call and msn me very
often these days.
phone call:
eileen: "let's organise a bbq after i
recover."
me: "dont want la, if have bbq. ginny
is the queen; then im gonna be a dog.
your sister is already very poor thing."
eileen: "then what do you suggest?"
me: "let's go kelong la."
eileen: "kelong?"
me: "you mean you dont know whats
kelong or you have never been to one?"
eileen: "never go before. *proudly*"
me: "then next time your kid ask you
'mummy, you mean you have never been
to kelong??? why so sua ku.' "
eileen: "i say never la. then i will tell him
go and be adventurous with ahyi yvonne loh."
msn:
me: "eh, lets go learn salsa."
eileen: "what's salsa?"
me: "social dancing bitch."
eileen: "i ask alan what is salsa."
"you know what he say?"
"he say its another form of yoga."
me: *speehless.
and ive been sending her songs of her
era, such as:
love, me
if love is blind
close to you (i heard once in today's techno club)
love of my life
here comes the hot stepper
eileen: "these songs are my era, how come
you have?"
me: "of course,when i was still a kid you and
ginny like to place me on your bed to watch you
guys dance leh. i will never forget these songs."
eileen: "your sister me used to be princess
cheongster you know?"
me: "wat lau. princess cheongster? you darn
lian eh, lao lian."
i wanna learn;
salsa
standard first aid
heart-saver CPR
yacht license
sailing
scuba diving
archery
golf
photography
pet grooming,
and so much more. )):
shurong was just sharing with me that she
only have one and a half day off per week.
so each week she can only meet one friend
each time.
now i were to think back, days in secret
recipe was total madness. there were hardly
enough time for me to really rest and life in
fast lane. go out early and home in the wee
morning like that.
i used to be so hardworking (self-proclaimed).
and now, im slacking like nobody's business.
i cant wait to receive photos of friday night
so i can blog. oh well,till then.
jogging makes me feel good;
but i needa train more.
singapore is so polluted, smoking,
alcohol and non-exercise have
made me a very unhealthy person.
this is a yak's penis in the China's penis
restuarant. its sick and im practically
speechless when i see this. and it MOVED
even after being sliced.
just in case you guys doesnt know how a yak
look like. here it is:
i thought china people believe in karma?
what a thing to promote themselves.
click HERE for article link. 
we love the camera since young. (:
thats trudy and geraldine.
our favourite mister low who used to scold
okay, i wonder how are the people on the 
is that mister ong (or have i forgotten his 
this was what happened first thing in the 
all for one, one for all. and fight till the very end.
braces!
the girls always on the wild.
tears shed.
the end.
kids these days are simply superkids.
i had wasted so much of my time when
i was young, when i was growing up.
not only that. even now!
i wanna learn salsa, anybody because
im looking for kahki.
at the same time, check these out.
do they even look like kids that range
from the age of 3 to 13 to you guys?
their jamming simply make you go WOW!
the girl is only fourteen in the above
video. at her age, she almost imitate
near 75% - 80% of jolin's dance.
not quite sure if you guys have caught
these videos before, click on the other
videos to be more impressed.
and here its another girl called guigui.
i dont know which variety show is it;but
this episode a bit sad.
okay,i know its mother's day thats coming.
but daddy is always working so hard for
his daughter. (:
now, i have shared much about myself
to almost anybody and everybody.
and because im just too bored and had
created a TrueFriendTest to see how
much my 'friends' actually know about
me?
oh well, these are just small details. so
if you get most of them wrong, i can
understand. (:
if you have that few minutes to kill and
not sure how to waste them, waste them
on me then.
dont view the test and log out of the page,
attempt it.
click below love.
Create your own Friend Test here
at the same time, check this out.
this was a wedding proposal done by
the toyota mr-s club. a bit too wild.
not all girls enjoy the same blessings
of craziness. but too noisy to be a
proposal, and wheres the diamond ring?
why the endless hornings because the
first three lanes including the bus
lanes were blocked by two rows of toyotas,
the bus was unexpectedly joined in though.
guess the only time we can behave the
most childish is only in front of people
we love; family, significant other and/or
sometimes friends?
its always good to dream to be back to
the days we were kids; to be free from
all problems, protected from all evilness
and only sincerity's existence.
it would be best if all of us could revert
to our purest form, where goodness is
all around.
i wanna be some tough cookie! ((: