as you all can see from my booking records;
ive booked for a total 6 times! but guess what,
i only took my test for 3 times! the rest of the
other 3, first two times i was so tired that i didnt
turn up for test. there was this time that i went
down darn prepared, but didnt bring i/c! if not
i could have passed it like long time ago! )):

waste time, waste money.

the mahjong, the steamboat and some outdated photos.

just finished playing mahjong at jen's place.
it just aint enough because it was only one
round? but its good that we didnt really
play through the night, if not my body clock
might just go screwed again.


just had to post this. her pose reminds me of enling? (:


"hey hey, mahjong time."


check out hazel's coconut. ((:


thats hazel, jen and yanyu.


jiaqi is such a glutton la. when we were at basement,
she was like 'i want this and that'. ((:

and last night, we had steamboat! we paid about
23 bucks each and its eat for all you want, they charge
by head count anyway.



we were at bugis xian de lai.


the sichuan chicken on the right side of the wok is
DARN GOOD okay! its a MUST eat.


erm, "whats so funny crystal?"


i seems to be the most lok cock and tired one last night.
was supposed to go for some workout gathering with
my colleagues, i was late so, ended up having steamboat!


we simply flood our steamboat. (:


arent we neat-eaters?


since she complain that i always post her unglam
photos, this is for you hornybitch, your prettyandcute hersone.

here come my outdated photos, it was taken like
end april and ive just got it.
it was my district's awards night at marriott's hotel
basement.

so, meet some of my colleagues.


the two guys opposite me are like mad beer drinkers?
anyway, most of my colleagues are crazy drinkers.



i guess the smoking room was the safest because
thats where we can run away from people who kept
making us drink and all the bottoms up.


the team im in, under mister sow.


the ladies sitting by the table, suzanne and angie.
angie is our level's agency manager, very nice lady.


he's a must know. mister tan gim cheong, my big boss.
in fact, i do feel proud to be under his district. he's like
aka. mister impressive.

that's all the photos for that night. too bad i didnt
take photos with the other colleagues whom i enjoy
being with.

they are those ' party hard yet they work doubly
hard' kind of people.

i didnt know my colleague is such a salsa dance lover
and i might join him this coming tuesday for some
eye opener. till then. ((:

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Thursday, June 19, 2008

my (mini) agriculture travelogue.

mini travelogue within our little island.

1. animal resort
2. taiwan tidbit warehouse
3. fresh wheatgrass farm
4. aquarium fish farm

i shall start off with the animal resort.


they are free to walk around.



the goosy-geesy family of five. the bigger the
black thing on their head, the older they are.


initially i was quite reluctant to feed the goats
because i didnt dare to? i thought their tongue
gonna slurpe the whole of my palm.


the both of them are 'yao gui' can? stick their
head out for very long because we have got food
in our hands to feed them.


for one moment i thought the goat is asleep.


this shows how much i dont know about animals.
are these cranes or what? i need some trackid.


the turkey. erm, after looking at this picture, i
will think twice before eating it. what about you guys?


aww, so sweet right?


single-parent family is tough.


"they wont let me out, im locked up." rabbitakon.


oh jiayi jiayi. ((:


the black swan darn lonely can. and its sharing the
pond with a creep of tortoises.


just a small koi pond that i think no one
really bother?




seems like these parrots like no life eh. they are
mute nevermind, all they does (for that prolly 10
minutes or so that i was boliaoly observing them)
was just that, bite cage.

oh, my favourite now. the pupps.


sorry for showing its ass, it just refuse to turn.


this is like the cutest can.


can it be my third baby?


doesnt this one look studious? its future is like
oh-so-bright.


this two ah, kept biting one another la. and they
almost did 69 can.


this just nibble itself nonstop.

second stop was the taiwan tidbit warehouse. its
located over at pioneer road. even though its called
a warehouse, but the items there (i feel) quite limited.

the only thing about them was, i finally found TAI YANG
BING, if not i would always be like anybody who goes
taiwan help me buy. but too bad it aint the brand i like.

okay, now, the wheatgrass farm.


it takes about 7 days for them to grow and each day,
they grow about an inch.


lingzhi and abalone mushrooms. okay, they
kinda stink so i didnt take a closer look at them.



these are the golden cup mushrooms.

i dont know what mushrooms was it, they allow
sample eating and it taste great.
they have got different flavours of gui ling gao,
and they cost like 3 for 10 bucks.
there are many more, so prolly should go there
again someday. (:


the cactus are used for the bitter gui ling gao.


the pots of aloe vera. their bottles of honey aloe vera
have got at least half bottle of aloe vera in it, and its
only 2 bucks each? should have bought more.

lastly, the aquarium fish farm.



okay, due to the reflection of the water, you can
hardly see what was taken. but it look kinda like
stingray, i supposed they are from the same clan.

its known either potamotrygon motoro or motoro
ray and they originated from amazon basin.



i just dont understand why do people enjoy rearing kois
or even fishes? its like they are stuck in the tank, they
swim around day in day out and did nothing apart from
opening and closing their mouth that goes 'bobb bobb bobb'.

waste time looking at them nevermind. you cant even
hug them? they cant even do break dance like my bobo
did? ((:


does tortoise really have long life?




these are the arapaima. as you can see, i didnt manage
to take the head and the pictures aint very clear. there
are about 4 of them, aligned one by one as though they
are parked against the wall.

i didnt dare to stretch my hand in lest they attack
my hands like sharks as somewhere i saw that 'do not
put your hands in' sign.


this fish is like 3 times the size of my laptop?


this is so pretty. too bad the surrounding has this
stench because of the dead clams in the dried up
pond thats nearby.


why must fishes all look alike? and i hate for the fact
that it looks like shark.


they rear prawns too.


still a long way to go for them.


you can almost see nothing right? because these
are shrimps! abbey where are you? ((:

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Sunday, June 15, 2008

severe camwhoring at conrad.

oh well, just woke up like one two hours

ago. very satisfying sleep of more than

14 hours i think. im so CHARGED UP. (:

and so friday was the day for teresa

and eugene, their 21st. (i was so upset when

i was pasting the so-called banner because

im long long over my 21st? )): )

just 2-3 hours after i checked into the hotel,

i already have 100 over photos taken. eugene

and jeniffer cant tahan me because i take photos

of almost anything and everything.

i love the view from our room, we see the whole

suntec, traffic jam of the town itself and ecp as well.

the first place we started taking photos was the toilet.

full of mirrors and darn spacious. if only i have a

washroom like that.

it was only a classic room, so the space wouldnt

be as spacious as suites. but its good enough la. (call

me sua ku, i didnt know conrad is a 5star hotel.)

the fountain of wealth, view from our room. it was

listed by the guinness book of records in 1998 as

the largest fountain in the world.

if im not wrong, thats the keppel bay area.

sky of stress?

their daily booking rates varies. for that night if

we were to book without voucher, it would be $370.

suite would be $470.

even their handles gotta be ribboned.

if only i live here.

just in case i have not mentioned. eugene came over

to my office to meet me and he came with this outfit.

i was like 'what the hell!' with slightly amplified tone

when i saw him. (he deserved attention.)

i love the toilet full of mirrors. (i know, there will

be lots more upcoming photos in the toilet.)

i was busy with some stuff and thats why didnt managed

to get the happy birthday banner. hence, a kinda slipshod

one was done. so friends, forgive me la huh.

drink them all!!!

donepasted.

jen came over to help out a little as well.

they have got weighing machine there too. (but jen,

must you like weigh yourself every other day?)

here come our camwhoring moments:

sidewalking is no good.

since when jen look fairer than i am?

the mini bar counter.

i was almost out of breath running up and down

the bed. too bouncy.

enjoy chocolates and fun.

baby conrad.

while we shop for extra stuff from toy'R'us;

toy'r'usFUN.

balloons preparations.

our level walkway have lotsa mirrors too.

another round of toilet mirrors craze:

i must say eugene is very blessed to always be

around girls.

a little bit madness within the four walls.

after work, alls tired.

here's some threesome, no doubt, yes.

joyce is so scandalous.

choose your kind of mask.

maskeques.

meet the yvonne koh(s).

teresa and i.

okay, i know, bloody act cute. (i hate it too. ((: )

the madness comes from them, and with them.

i know i know, lets start twistering.

now all's neat and nice.

twister is fun. but we are too weak la.

happy 21st birthday darlings.

the wishmakers.

the mister bellOboy.

jiayi gotta leave first, so the three of us gotta send

her off to hail the cab in town. it was the first time

i ever wore until so so so lor cock in town at that hour.

moreover its a friday night, everyone in partying outfit

and im in some sleeping outfit.

of course in the night, some drinking games.

now you know what freak babies are like? (x

the sleeping babies.

while all of them have KO-ed, i ... ...

i had my bubble bathe and a good scrub! ((:

and smoke at the same time. it was heavenly;

to bubble bathe in superwarm water, to be able

to smoke, to be able to listen to music, and also

to read my book while i dip. ((:

not forgetting the mess.

my god, it took me hours to blog just this entry.

wanted to add in more photos regarding my farms

visiting, next time then.

ciao!

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Thursday, June 12, 2008

aint in the right state of mind.

been so tired lately;
both mentally and physically.
but i just couldnt piece up the micros
for a macro. ):
not only that, my body clock is screwed
again!

played mahjong the other night with the
st.margs fellows, they are the honey b-s
family and crystal was like do i wanna join
in with some honey added name. and of course
i rejected, i think shes the honey bee? jen
is the honey bun, jacilyn is the honey bin
and i cant remember the rest.

during school days hardly mix with them, i doubt
we even talked. and now? (:

anyway, heres some pictures for that night.


jacilyn was sick that night. so are the four of
them, they bought FOUR gui lin gao.

meet SEXY crystal. (horny bitch) (((:

im using the word sexy on you!

i should have taken a photo of jen's refrigerator.

most of our house's refrigerator can never be as

packed as her house's. itsFULL.

see, they even need two bins? i enjoy going

to jen's place. shes such a good host while the

rest of us just sit back and relax.

trust me, its the bitterEST gui lin gao ive ever tried.

and crystal was silly enough to keep eating. i wonder

if she did nose bleed the next day. i almost died with

just one mouth of it.

MAHJONG time! ((:

i wonder why must jen be so sneaky.

bamboos follow everywhere i go. ((:

rowenna needs help! she kenna tiles of '13 wonders'

for at least 2-3 times. and we kept on throwing out

tiles of '13 wonder'. if too much of it that made her

blur, we lined the tiles up for her to see. we are nice

mahjong kahkis.

okay, her motions are too fast to be captured.

she almost went nuts because of the '13 wonders'.

thats all the photos i took that night. rowenna did

take pictures of her '13 wonders' because she really

did 'self-drawn' the tiles. but too bad, someone else

gamed.

if my boss see this entry, he so gonna kill me. because

im supposed to be in the office.

proudly presents;

hey, my bobo knows break dance okay.

she go no hay igual! (:

how can 'self-delivered' dogs ever be so cute?

moreover, i have got two of them. (:

im praying for a miniature teddy to knock on

my door someday.

kikki is such a model can. ((:

this morning shes kinda grumpy.

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Monday, June 09, 2008

rid the 'if onlys'.

i just dont know why am i hearing that
'life is like a box of chocolate'.
in fact i hate to hear from people this?
sound dumb.

because im gonna EAT IT ALL UP!

anyhoo;
for better, or for worse.

and;
"the only way to true happiness is to live
in the moment and not worry about the future.
of course, he/she died penniless and single."

von koh|1:00 AM|

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Friday, June 06, 2008

( _______ ) friday.

oh man, help me to fill in the blank.

just as i was thinking if tonight shall be
a party friday.

my mood was just wrong. okay, seems
like im taking on some rollercoaster ride
again.

decided to be good and turn in about 11pm.
god knows why i even had my eyes wide opened
about 1am plus. and awake since then.

they always questioned why am i so awake
during midnights. now i prolly know why.

1. not even 7am, mummy had to open my door
and bug me with some senseless questions.
(its always those 'that goes without saying'.)
2. (not even 20 mins) she will come in with her
second sets of questions!
3. either mum/ginny open room door for the
dogs to go out.
4. (whenever ginny needa go out) open my room
door when she needs some hair spray. or come in
for hair dryer because the boyfriend is still sleeping
in her room. (BITCH!)
5. mum will come in again with some commands.
either to put eye drops for kikki, she wants to sweep
(by the way, the dust ALWAYS start flying around
when she so-called sweep), if not, change bedsheet.
(if you guys didnt know how she sweep, if i were to
dust dirts off the bed the night before; when she sweep,
the dust will RETURN on the bed.)
6.prolly about 9.45am, WITHOUT FAIL ever since her
chicken pox period, eileen will NUDGE my MSN a
couple of times. and if i dont reply, i shall receive a
phone call right after that.
7. (half an hour or so after each time ginny leaves the
house) she called me because she needed some help.
either to help her check some property stuff, do some
faxes, check on the refrigerator, go her room take dont
know what shit.

2 whole hours of no peace.

eileen just msged me;

Eileen says:
von u in?
von ;illegal dumping. says:
yes.
Eileen says:
then wat u doing?
von ;illegal dumping. says:
trying to get some peace.

thats not done yet; then next i had to receive
a call from an asshole whom i dont wish to
receive. shouldnt even have picked up when i
see the number.

okay, i guess i grumble more than i do whenever
im deprived of sleep.

so when im awake in the night, everybody is asleep.
thats when i can move around without anyone
disturbing.

the two faces of the coin;

as an individual, i used to think,
first half of our lives was ruined by our parents.
second half of our lives are gonna be ruined by
our spouse and children.

if i were to be in a parent position,
when kids first born you are worrying for their
education.
while schooling you worry about how they are
going to be like.
when they have graduated, worry about their career.
soon after career, their marriage.
after marriage, worry if it will be a happy marriage.
next, their children. then the same old cycle.

wat lau eh. life full of problems.

and now i conclude, I SHALL GO PARTY LATER
and get DRINKS so i can have a good night sleep.

and of course, i cant wait for the birthday party and
drink with the good people.

von koh|9:49 AM|

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Wednesday, June 04, 2008

for the ears?

was doing some spring cleaning for the
laptop and came across this file again.

it was initially in .amr format, finally have
it converted to .mp3. i must say the internet
is really wonderful.

Click here to Listen

its music of the heart okay, im not alone anyway. (:

oh well, gotta prepare for another training. SIAN!

von koh|6:45 AM|

thank that bitch.

about 8am, i decide maybe i should either
head down to heerens first to check out
some stuff and/or then back to utopia studio
which is at roxy square.

BUT!

ginny knocked on the toilet door and say
shes in a rush and she need the toilet now.
either i bath within like 5-10 minutes, or
let her bath first.

since i stay in 'her' house. so no choice right.
get out of the toilet.

went back to my room and SLEPT half the
day away. by the time i woke up, it was time
to go office and meet my colleague for dinner.

before that, another colleague called and i was
like;
me: "you know what. i almost did something really
impulsive."
him: "what is it."
me: "i almost head down to tattoo shop to get one done."
him: "siao ah. got nothing better to do is it." then he go
yadas yadas.

thus, i should thank this demanding bitch.
if not, instead of this current entry. i might be
posting pictures of the tattoo.

sigh. im such a coward.

von koh|5:39 AM|

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Tuesday, June 03, 2008

in need of some sanity.

darn, i simply cant get to sleep.

you guys gonna say im crazy.

but;

im having this extremely strong urge to
go utopia studio and get a tattoo done.
i mean later, like the shop open at 1pm
and if its possible, i might just do it today
kind of thing.

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Sunday, June 01, 2008

;finally photos of my bitches' birthday at, the disney cafe.

oh well. abbey have finally sent me the photos.

the taurus babies decided to have their small
celebration at the disney cafe, anchorpoint.

and so the following;

welcome to disney cafe.

disney spokeperson for the night.

fruit blends; would you like ...

prince charming's kiss?

mermaid's whisper?

fairy godmother's magic?

here's part of the interior design.

mickeys' seats. must check the screen for

daily specials - their words like darn small can.

im slightly shortsighted only also have difficulties.

please wash your hands. the lights come up when

we wash our hands.

time to order food bitches.

we took darn long to decide despite the few

choices given on menu.

featuring the banana girl - her fakelashes was like

darn cheap and nice la.

and while waiting for the food to be served;

li ping, my naggy woman. (:

with esther and ping.

juliet, esther, jina and ping.

now see, someone trying hard to act demure.

that forever 21, that forever friends.

here comes the look yummy and doesnt really taste

so yummy.

the chicken and leek soup.

ham and cheese macaroni.

this dish taste the better among the rest, lamb stew.

mickey mouse shaped pizzas.

there is something called 'good to see, not good to eat.'

the happy girl with happy pizza.

girls, whats up.

abbey and kelly; may i know what was that

expression for?

we were like the bigkids singing birthday songs.

make your secret wish.

another cake for the year.

nuptial fruit blends, cheers.

in fact we got quite a lot of attention. singing birthday

song for the two ladies. not forgetting the dropping

of pizza next followed by some cutlery. (:

end of the simple dinner. (:

lastly, ive been waiting for my starhub voucher and its finally here.

one night weekend stay (though Classic Room) at Conrad

Centennial Singapore Hotel.

ive just received the voucher. anyhoo, i shall make the

reservation the first thing i wake up tml. (:

they better have rooms available.

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